Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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