so that wasnt chicken after all
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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