he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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