You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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