It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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