think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Congratulations! We have a period
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