Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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