Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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