i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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