Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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