you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
zippers are such a cool invention
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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