He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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