I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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