So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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