She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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