Define "chronic" masturbator.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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