Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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