Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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