Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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