Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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