i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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