It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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