new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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