Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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