Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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