I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
