you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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