her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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