She announced her abortion via fbk
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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