Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
