11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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