I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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