I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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