a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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