I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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