how hairy? two words: wookie tits
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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