my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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