he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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