Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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