Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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