Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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