I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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