apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You pole danced in your parka.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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