apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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