Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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