I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I need help removing her.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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