Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Randomize
