did you get engaged???
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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