Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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