We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
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