every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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