I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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