Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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