David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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