Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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