Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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